Wednesday, October 04, 2006

LittleMen

I deeply apologize for being absent again from my posting. At some time, I will give you the entire story with details but for now, I think it important to add a little humor into your lives today.

For those of you who have little men running around your house, you know there is a daily mirrage of quotable quotes and laughable laughs. It is no different in our casa (house).

Last night, we as in all of us, and all of Matt's family were having dinner at our daughter and son-in-law's apartment. By the way, it was nice to have someone else cook...I could get used to this treatment. Anyway, we started telling stories and especially stories on the "little man".

At first, I didn't know if he would take it well, but he seemed to like being the center of attention.

At this age...little men are preoccupied with one body part in particular because...Hey I don't know why?...I'm a girl!... One particular incident happened at the Christian school our son attended last year. He and one of his buds who is high-powered like he is, were noticing the outline in one of the guy's pants. One of the boys yelled out the "p" word as he was pointing much to the dismay of several little girls who were present. They were horrified, the boys laughted and the P.E. teacher did everything she could to keep from bursting out with laughter herself. ( By the way, I am editing my own post because I don't want to "offend" anyone by using the "p" word even though it is better to call it by the correct name, than names like..."thingy" and such) Needless to say, they got a mild talking to and that was that.

Same group of boys another time in the boy's bathroom during P.E. One of the boys was about my size but outweighed me by about 20 pounds (1st grader!). This big boy was standing on the wall urinal peeking over the top of one of the stalls where my son was going to the bathroom. The boys were taking turns standing on the urinals and I guess using them for a diving board. They were polking their heads under the stalls (very dangerous...eeewwwh) .All the boys were so tickled. Of course, it was mine who could be heard to the North Pole. His voice signaled a talley or two for all the boys jumping off the wall urinals and such including him for his loud...very loud laugh which could be heard throughout the halls of TCS.

It is never dull with him around!

8 comments:

Morning Glory said...

As I said in a comment on another blog today: boys will be boys. That's too funny!

your daughter said...

i love little david....oh he makes me laugh

Looney Mom said...

Well I'll say... there is never a dull moment with little boys. I have two who can really make me blush.

It was cool chatting...

Tammy said...

What a riot!
I'm clueless when it comes to boys...I have two little girls and never had a brother. But I have friends that have boys and I have to say...I think God knew what He was doing when he gave me girls! ;) They're adorable but they're a whole different breed!

MugwumpMom said...

Yup, I agree. It's never a dull moment with little men around. My little man ain't so little anymore, and he still makes me bust a gut..even more so.

Lala's world said...

ahhh yes boys!! because they can right???!!
sometimes I wish I had one but most times am thankful for all my little girls!!

Michelle said...

I believe in teaching the right term for the different parts, although we do allow "booby" instead of breast . . . um . . . just 'cause. Anyway . . I personally think that boy have it a little easier. Two syllables, one mechanisim to identify, easily apparent. Where the ladies have things - well, much more vague and more difficult for a two year old to pronounce. Theres the unseen, and the seen part . . . It's not fair really. Or maybe, just maybe you'd hear a little girl,upon seeing some VERY TIGHT jeans point and exclaim "V"!

cityfarmer said...

Oh, with all the love and respect I have for my Heavenly Father...I have a friend with a four year old...Jack was having a problem at preschool and my friend, the mom, told him to be in prayer about his problem...a few days passed and she asked Jack how the problem was... he replied" Jesus answered my prayer but he took His sweet ass time doing it!!!!

I laughed till I cried...I know the Father would understand!!